*wakes up from nap that I didn’t know I was taking*
today I burned my tongue on a piece of pizza and I think that it’s a very strong metaphor that sometimes the things you love most in life will hurt you.
one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
hey man u missed a spot ,
THIS MAKES ME SO ANGRY ,
why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865
that’s an interesting fact, where’d you learn that?
my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life
Wearing an oversized shirt and no pants is probably the most comfortable thing of life.
i do believe i won this round of “best yearbook quote”