eggsquad:

Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know

rxndomparadise:

deep conversations with open minded people are my most favorite things ever

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

Name: Bitch
Gender: Bitch
Race: Bitch
Age: Bitch
Height: Bitch
Weight: Bitch
Reason for applying: I’m a bitch

dicksplit:

"I’m full, do you want my dessert"

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iwishihadafather:

THIS KID IS A FUCKING COMIC GENIUS 

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

mama-killuhsessa:

Greatest artist to live

pleatedjeans:

via

gnarly:

Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep

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onlylolgifs:

respect the ocean

hotboyproblems:

Turn offs: private instagrams

circumcising:

“i’m not gay but you’re cute

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